Dear family and friends,
Because I love you all, and because of the love you all have shown me, you have helped me build the courage to share with you. I have received a terrible diagnosis... an incurable disease known as ILikeNiceThings has consumed me and there is no turning back. This disease tends to flare up all the time, whether its a sick suit, a sick tie, a sick car, and for the most part I have been able to control it ... However, lately it has been plaguing me and rearing its ugly head when I pass the Gucci and Louis Vuitton stores at the Westchester Mall. Every time I pass the Louis Store, these shoes keep making me sick!! I stare at them for minutes at a time, then finally when I muster up the strength to move, and start feeling a little better, I end up by the Gucci store and these damn shoes make me sicker!! Ladies and gentlemen, you must help me in this cause ... here's how you can help... I have decided that on Sunday March 27th, I am doing a 5k walkathon (or 5 mile whichever is shorter .. I was never good with the metric system). I am looking for sponsors for my walk to help my cause towards acquiring these shoes. Please join me in my walk and gather sponsors. too This is for a good cause... my health depends on it!! To donate, you can donate via paypal (golewin@gmail.com) or on www.getgregshoes.com (no that website doesnt really exist, but the paypal account does :-) ). Thanks in advance.
Sickly